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Duck Hunt-WIR: Hero's CutiesWreick-It-Ralph
Title: Duck Hunt
Sum: An old classic game gets plugged in and Sgt. Calhoun thinks it would be a great passed time for her and her Husband. Felix is nothing but nerviness.
It was a simple enough request.
'Let's go out, have a bit of fun.'
Felix was always up for fun; of course that should have been some kind of warning sign right there, because his wife never was one of 'fun'. So when she was the one to bring it up Felix should have taken more time to think about what her definition of 'fun' was.
But no, instead he jumped at the idea and didn't ask questions. Just followed her wherever she went.
It wasn't until Calhoun had walked into a game called 'Duck Hunt' that Felix froze and started wishing he would have asked just 'what' kind of 'fun' she meant.
Now it wasn't that Felix was scared of ducks, oh no. It was just the simple fact his whole coding was designed to be 'killed' by ducks!
He gave a loud gulp as his wife looked at him with a huge
WIR: Fix-it with a laughWreck it Ralph!!!
Title: Fix-it with laughs
Pairing: Felix/Calhoun (Spoilers! I guess)
Warnings: Tickling! PWP
Disclaimer: It's Disney's not mine
Fix-it with a laugh
The arcade was closed for the night and Sgt. Calhoun was doing something she never thought she would do again. Hanging with her loved one.
Felix had jumped over to her game once the arcade doors closed. Calhoun never thought she was one for falling in love again, but this nifty, sweetheart-ed, goof-ball of a handyman proved her wrong.
Currently, her boyfriend was sitting on her lap looking around at her place. It wasn't anything fancy, just a nice couch; which they were occupying, a bed room not four feet away, and a attached kitchen to the living area.
She found it cute how he would have to crane his neck just to look at her small place she called home. His tiny body was just to adorable for her, it was one of the meany reasons she loved him. The other being just how much of a gentlem
Avengers: Tony Barking StarkAvengers: Tony Barking Stark
Hinted Tony/Steve & Tony/Bruce
Tony Barking Stark!
"Stark! You get a clear shot you take it!" Cap yelled though the intercom.
"Aye, aye captain." Ironman chirped mockingly in response. The city was being attacked by a mad man with a lazier gun, as of what the thing did they didn't know, all they did know was the crazy blue haired man was commanding a herd of animals; all of which were people's pets. From dog's to cat's and birds and mice; the man was having them steal and vandalize.
Reluctant to take out any of the pets the avengers just blocked as best they could aiming only for the man on top of a massive building.
Ironman came flying in firing his palm blasters. The crazed man smiled huge and blasted ironman with his lazier shacking him, but other wise unharmed. Getting back to speed he blasted again throwing the man into a wall.
"Target is down guys, get up here and take him in."
Clint was the first one there, but before he or
Avengers-Say Wha: Ch. 2Sum: When Steve Rogers plane went down Peggy didn't know she was pregnant. 2012 Steve finds out he had a son-what will this do to Tony and his relationship?
Title: Say wha?
Steve was wide-eyed and flabbergasted. Tony! The Tony Stark, was HIS son! Not just his, His and Peggy's son!
It was A LOT to take in.
Steve was having a hard time wrapping his head around this, Peggy must have seen it too, because she suddenly took his hand.
"Steve, he deserves to know the truth." she looked pained as the words left her mouth, her eyes pleading for something Steve wasn't sure of.
"He doesn't know does he?"
Peggy sighed and shook her head sadly. "God, Steve I miss him. But he doesn't even know who I am. I can only watch him from afar." un-shed
Steve (Billy) don't be a hero
Title: Steve (Billy) don't be a hero
I watched as the marchin' band came down along main street;
The soldier blues fell in behind.
I looked across and there I saw Steve Rogers
Waiting to go and join the line.
And with her head upon his shoulder,His young and lovely fiancée.
From where I stood I saw she was cryin'
And through her tears I heard her say;
Peggy: "Stevey, don't be a hero, don't be a fool with your life. Stevey, don't be a hero, come back and make me your wife."
And as he started to go,
She said "Stevey keep your head low...
Stevey, don't be hero, come back to me."
The soldier blues were trapped on a hillside,
The battle raging all around.
The sergeant cried, "We've got to hang on boys!
We've got to hold this piece of ground.
I need a volunteer to ride up,
And bring us back some extra men."
And Steven's hand was up in a moment
Forgettin' all the words she said...
She said, "Stevey, don't be a hero, don't be a fool with your
Avengers-Say Wha: Ch. 1 Sum: When Steve Rogers plane went down Peggy didn't know she was pregnant. 2012 Steve finds out he had a son-what will this do to Tony and his relationship?
Title: Say wha?
Warnings: Stony fans (AKA: Tony/Steve) read with caution.
The morning sun rose and with it more then half the Avengers, one still in bed, as normal Stark was always a late in sleeper; but it wasn't like anyone really cared as long as he was sleeping.
It had been a year since the Avengers moved in, and all were grateful for the company they had found in each other. Everyone had less nightmares, less restlessness in the day, and a feeling of peace.
Missions happened still. They were called more often then any of them would like to admit, but none of them
in my mind: avenges cover story for a real oneYou can read the notes before or after the story; doesn't matter as long as you DO READ THE NOTES! If you ask a
dumbsilly, question I will ignore you.
Far off in an open plain the avengers, including Peggy, watched the heart breaking scene in front of them. Loki and Tony were face each other; one on the verge of tears, the other nothing but anger and hate.
"Don't do this...come back with us." Loki begged gently, but Tony stood his ground a sharp glare on his face.
"Your too soft, you know that? It took me a long time to see it, but I do now." the words made Loki wince but his face shifted from worry to just hurt, but refused to show anything less of weakness-it almost unbelievable someone so hurt and broken could look just as strong as anyone ready to strike at any moment.
"I'm not the one who is weak Tony...its you. You're letting it take over you-this isn't you."
Still glaring, Tony bared his teeth in a almost snarl before his face relaxed back to his regu
How It Began"God, your two o'clock is here."
"I have a two o'clock?"
"He's been here since 7:45. I figured it's only polite to... sir."
God sighed. "Fine, send him in."
While He waited God cleared His desk of papers and blueprints; no need for outsiders to see His plans. Soon enough the door to His office opened and God stood, smiled, held out a hand towards one of the two visitor's chairs.
"God! Great stuff you're doing in sector 2-7-0! Great stuff!"
The man's hands were clammy, his handshake limp. Rumpled suit, porkpie hat, briefcase... oh Jes-- oh dear, a salesman. God's smile slipped a little but He soldiered on gamely. With luck He could shoo the poor guy away in a few minutes.
"So, what can I do for you?"
The man sat, briefcase across his knees. "Sector 2-7-0! Everyone's talking about it! What do you call it? Man and merman?"
"Man and woman, actually. And thanks. But we're pretty busy around here, and..."
"Oh! Right! No time for the wicked, eh?" The salesman winked and popped his briefcase,
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